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I was in A&p and I saw the longest banana I have ever seen. If I had my cell phone, I would've taken a few pictures. It was so00000 big.

Ok, so my senior year has been pretty chill.

I have Cirone again.
Sucks at teaching. Large Rack. Impatient.(3.8/5.0)

I have Flynn again.
I kind of worship him too much. Above average sex drive. Has lust for Faulkner.(5.2/5.0)

I have Gasior again.
Has Lisp. Loves to "pwn" students. Small Rack. Great teacher. (4.8/5.0)

I have Zayanskowsky-Whitaker again, yay?
Perfect nose. Long name. Posesses a bodacious Bod. Mediocre Rack. Smells like Bengay. Looks like Wayne Gretzky. (5.0/5.0)

I dunno who to give credit to for that Gretzky comparison, props though. Well, Ms. Z passes by my house everyday when I wait for the bus in the morning. We always manage to make eye contact for too long of a time, and it seems as though she slows down just so she can extend that eye contact for a teeny bit longer. Hopefully Gretzky just stops and just gives me ride sometime. I don't get my license till early Decemberish and my partner doesn't get his till late novemberish. My parents are a bunch of idiots. They had sex during the wrong time of year... had they done it one month or so later, I would've been hooked up with a Januaryish birthday. whatever

On a different subject, my dad was forcing me to quit my job, so I can stay home and watch my brother. My dad is afraid that he would experiment with things if I wasn't home to watch him.

So a few days ago, I walk into Carvel, and I had this whole speech planned out for how I was gonna tell my boss that I need to quit the job. It didn't turn out the way I hoped.

"Um, David, I need to tell you something.."

"Hi John, whats up?... Oh wait, before I forget. I'm going to give you a raise. I'm raising you a dollar. You've been working hard, and I really appreciate it. Also, many people have quit recently, lucky for you.... Soo, what did you have to tell me?"

Unfuckingbelievable.

Jobless, and recently raped by irony, I now realize that I've spent almost everything I earned over the summer.

1. New harddrive- more space to store... things.
2. dvd's
3. Initial-D, this is speculation, i haven't spent a lot yet, but i probably will.
4. chinese food everyday
5. membership to ymca to cleanse my body of the chinese food I ate
6. lottery scratch-offs
7. A sweater, with a picture of a large yellow deer on the front of it.

I need to get a life. By the way, if anyone has a printer I can HAVE, let me know. A bunch of you people have one or two laying around, dont be bashful. I need to print out college forms.