matigas ako

I haven't updated since Thanksgiving.

In these past few weeks, I have…

-Obtained my license
-Inherited my mom’s minivan, aka the Millennium Falcon
-Created a Gang
-Claimed ownership to a groupie
-“Partied” with “the Slutty nun.”
-Achieved a body weight of over 200 lbs
-Learned how to say "you give delicious head" and “I’m hard” in filipino
-Witnessed the legendary prowess of "the Tank"
-Beasted Murray in the big-mac rematch
-Reached my peak in Super Smash Brothers Melee
-Partially satisfied my craving for Deeka Mo and experienced an overdose of Mark Salud

Here are some pics

Masarap nang ulo mo.


















Saludicrous?!?!?


















Ray working overtime. He's so clutch.

Random pic I took outside of my house.

In the future... if my wife can't cook, I'm going to beat her with a stick.














Jenny is trying to seduce the camera.















Merry Christmas Ashu.












Murray, kring, o'handjob, and three filthy indians.










Pure Pwn7ge (minus wilson).

The most significant underground assembly of asian people in recent memory
















Happy New Year everyone!









Big mac contest - 41 seconds